It's almost Labor Day weekend, and that means it's time for Dragon*Con! I have heard that the real Vin Diesel occasionally attends Dragon*Con, incognito. Well, this year I am attending Dragon*Con....incog-NOT-o. Of course. You wouldn't expect any less.
In case you are unfamiliar with Dragon*Con, it is the world's largest sci-fi/fantasy convention. It is held in Atlanta, every Labor Day weekend. And it is filled - and by that I mean not empty - with tens of thousands of Trekkies, Warsies, vampires, werewolves, cos-play-ers, and superheroes. There are seminars, panels, parties, speakers, autographs, photo ops, marketing, and probably more Stormtroopers than you can shake a lightsaber at. And this year, it will also have Not Vin Diesel.
So in honor of the upcoming week of general nerdery, I have a surprise for you: I have managed to secure an exclusive interview with Boromir, eldest son of the last ruling Steward of Gondor.
NVD: Boromir, welcome.
B: What is this new devilry?
NVD: No devilry. Just an interview with a brilliant blogger.
B: Still sharp.
NVD: Yes, I am still sharp. Now, if you don't mind. Boromir, I'm sure you're excited about the upcoming event. Tell us about it.
B: One does not simply walk into Mordor....
NVD: I'm sure, but this is NOT Mordor. It's Dragon*Con.
B: There is evil there that does not sleep.
NVD: Well, I suppose if you count the people dressed up as Darth Vader, the Emperor, Stormtroopers, and the occasional Borg, you might be right.
B: It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.
NVD: Um...it's in Atlanta, NOT Los Angeles.
B: Not with ten thousand men could you do this.
NVD: Considering that the convention's population hovers right around 40,000, I'm reasonably certain we could.
B: That is madness!
NVD: Riiiiiiight. Well, thank you for your time, Boromir. Now--
B: They have a cave troll.
NVD: *shoves Boromir out the door*
Well, I guess that did NOT go as expected. My apologies. But keep your eyes on this blog, September 1 - September 6. You just might find some more exclusive access to Dragon*Con's most celebrated attendees.
Or not.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
OMG! A Blog!
Holy Frijoles: NVD has a blog.
I've been considering this since MySpace lost all of its charm, and I must say I'm not too terribly enamored of the blog-ability of Facebook. Beside that fact, it's always bothered me that both Vin Diesel and Not Vin Diesel both have Facebook pages. It just doesn't seem right.
So I started a blog. Vin doesn't have one; I do. All is right in the universe once again.
Speaking of universes, I was recently watching some old episodes of Star Trek: Voyager (which is what I do when I'm not gearing up for the next Riddick installment). As I watched, a pattern began to emerge. I believe (and forgive me if I begin to sound as acerbic as The Doctor) I have created a formula, if you will, of a standard Voyager episode. This formula should allow anybody - even a Ferengi - to generate their own unique Voyager episodes.
Or not.
I've been considering this since MySpace lost all of its charm, and I must say I'm not too terribly enamored of the blog-ability of Facebook. Beside that fact, it's always bothered me that both Vin Diesel and Not Vin Diesel both have Facebook pages. It just doesn't seem right.
So I started a blog. Vin doesn't have one; I do. All is right in the universe once again.
Speaking of universes, I was recently watching some old episodes of Star Trek: Voyager (which is what I do when I'm not gearing up for the next Riddick installment). As I watched, a pattern began to emerge. I believe (and forgive me if I begin to sound as acerbic as The Doctor) I have created a formula, if you will, of a standard Voyager episode. This formula should allow anybody - even a Ferengi - to generate their own unique Voyager episodes.
- Captain Janeway really wants a cup of coffee, but she's out of replicator rations for the week.
- Harry Kim announces that they have found: a) a new civilization with hostile intent; b) a planet that just might have foodstuffs they can harvest; c) a spacial anomaly that just might turn out to be a wormhole that leads to the Delta quadrant; d) the Borg.
- Neelix cooks up something bizarre that is either much enjoyed or repeatedly spit out by the crew.
- Tom Paris cracks a joke.
- Chakotay reminisces with a somewhat-relevant story from his days in the Maquis.
- The Doctor makes a snide comment.
- Janeway calls a meeting of the senior officers.
- Somehow, the crisis is averted.
- Janeway replicates a cup of coffee anyway.
Or not.
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